英语讽刺人的经典语录

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1. "When I was born, I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen

2. "I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

3. "I can resist anything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

4. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain

5. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White

6. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

7. "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson

8. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

9. "I don't mean to be rude... but shut up!" - Bart Simpson

10. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx

11. "I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars." - Fred Allen

12. "I cannot afford to waste my time making money." - Louis Agassiz

13. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields

14. "The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him." - Robert Benchley

15. "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." - Samuel Goldwyn

这些经典的英语讽刺语录在幽默和讽刺的同时，也透露出人们对现实生活中各种现象和人物的调侃和批判，展现了英语中讽刺幽默的一面。

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Sure! Here are some classic satirical quotes in English:

1. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

2. "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" - Groucho Marx

3. "The best way to predict your future is to create it." - Peter Drucker

4. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

5. "A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin

6. "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

7. "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." - George Bernard Shaw

8. "The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation, but not the power of speech." - George Bernard Shaw

9. "The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire

10. "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey

11. "If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission." - Anonymous

12. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx

13. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

14. "I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." - Robin Williams

15. "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

These satirical quotes aimed to criticize society, challenge norms, or just poke fun at the human condition. Please note that satire can sometimes be seen as offensive or disrespectful, so it's important to consider the context and audience when using these quotes.